Haiku chain thread

[S.P.P]

Flufflepuff is kill.
However, she needs a horn
For supremacy.

Erasure

[Lying Pink]

Always, I want to
be with you and make believe
with you, harmony

Harmony, oh love.
They did other songs as well,
but no-one knows those.

Theme: wonk

[S.P.P]

Wonk: it sounds like donk
Go and put a donk on it
Still, donk is awful

Airhorn

[Lying Pink]

Joke: "Knock knock." "Who's there?"
"Interrupting airhorn." "Eh?
Interruptin-" FNEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

theme: Fred Astaire

[Ocular]

I do not know who
Fred Astaire is, but I will
Google it some time.

[Conchetupony]

Every time you post,
with no theme, a kitten dies.
Please save the kittens.

Brutal death metal.

[S.P.P]

Brutal death metal.
Brutallest of the metals.
About death and shit.

Theme; idiots.

[ExoBassTix]

Some people just don't
know when to stop. I despise
those damn idiots.

Theme: chains

[S.P.P]

Flashing bat pony;
PYR3LIGHT intensifies.
Epilepsy death.

Theme; :3

[ExoBassTix]

:3 unites, :3 brings
peace and harmony for all.
Join us with our fate.

Theme: propyre.
Let's see who gets it.

[PropellerEscape]

Propyre is best,
Ship on the internet and
Is the OTP

Theme - PyreTix

[S.P.P]

PyreTix is love.
It was written in the stars,
Always meant to be.

Quick-N.

[FLAOFEI]

Wut is Quick-N?
An other ship or sumfin?
I don't really care...

Airhorn x Cowbell

[Conchetupony]

Talking OTP,
Airbell is, by far, best ship.
Or is it "Cowhorn"?

edit: crap I nearly forgot the theme

carrots.

[Coloriot]

I love good carrots

Carrots rhyme with my name too

My name is Garret

Topic: refridgerators

[TranquilHooves]

White receptacles
Hold within my frozen goods
Give me hot pockets

Subject: lamps

[ClaviSound]

Item on your desk
Possibly a source of light
But best on the head

Subject: Falling down while moshing

[Conchetupony]

Oh shit I just fell
gotta get uBLERHERBHEH
GUSJBRTLY I'm dead.

Next: BASS

[Coloriot]

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
(Vinyl turn it down!)

[Conchetupony]

Four times and counting,
the theme that comes is nothing.
lol that sounds rhyme-y

Next: Racing cars

[ClaviSound]

Racing can be nice,
But it gets tedious fast.
Cars blowing up, though...

Next subject: What Glaze and TheLivingTombstone talk about in 1-on-1 Skype calls

[ExoBassTix]

This what Glaze and The
Living Tombstone talk about
in private Skype calls.

(Sorry I was bored)

Theme: chainsaw banmaster

[S.P.P]

Probably the name
Of an obscure grindcore band
I'd listen to it.

Hannah Montana

[FLAOFEI]

Probably name of
Not obscure super star girl
I don't listen to

Theeme: Happy birthday mosic

[ClaviSound]

Happy birthday son
You're turning sixteen today
Please don't buy a car

Topic: Buying cars