Forum Game: 3 Word Story

[Ocular]

got HIV from

[Nine Volt]

a large man

[simonli2575]

who's strong and big

[Ocular]

who's strong and big

(That's 4 words!)
that liked to

[simonli2575]

screw the rules.

[JSynth]

So the squid

[simonli2575]

and Po the

[Conchetupony]

in a quest

[S.P.P]

to find the

[Nine Volt]

magic and might.

(the last person to add to a story should compile all of the posts into one coherent post).

[simonli2575]

It has been

[Facade]

12 billion years

[Nine Volt]

since the beginning

[Viricide Filly]

(I think we should do what another forum did and have the entire story in each post, but still add three words each time, so people don't have to read the ENTIRE THREAD to find out what the story is)

And my pie

[CaptainFluffatun]

still tastes like

[Nine Volt]

feet and bourbon.

[Facade]

there once was A mysterious old squid with arthritis Who was cursed To party forever so he went to a gym and bought a lol doll. Then, the doll got HIV from a large man who's strong and big that liked to screw the rules. With his fist So the squid and Po the giant tarantula went in a quest to find the Ultimate source of magic and might. It has been 12 billion years since the beginning And my pie still tastes like feet and bourbon.
We all thought

[Facade]

there once was A mysterious old squid with arthritis Who was cursed To party forever so he went to a gym and bought a lol doll. Then, the doll got HIV from a large man who's strong and big that liked to screw the rules. With his fist So the squid and Po the giant tarantula went in a quest to find the Ultimate source of magic and might. It has been 12 billion years since the beginning And my pie still tastes like feet and bourbon.
We all thought what the hell? so we started

(like this people)

[Bronies Are Cool]

Smacking random pandas

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

with my ass

[Bronies Are Cool]

and my wet

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Fish. This was

[simonli2575]

the saddest day

[Bronies Are Cool]

Ever to be.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

I ate your