Haiku chain thread

[S.P.P]

Woah, ExoBassTix!
Good to see you in this thread!
But post a theme, n00b.

Theme: Bad Dragon.

[Lying Pink]

Hey! Stop eating that!
People food's not for dragons!
Get off the table!

Ha. I bet you thought
I didn't realise your
theme was about dongs

Theme: gengar

[Nine Volt]

Gengar is ghost type
And is immune to normal
Because normal sucks

Theme: Nappa

[Alycs]

I bet you're wanting
Me to reference that one meme
But I refuse to

Theme: Being meta

[Nine Volt]

I bet you're wanting
Me to reference that one meme
But I refuse to

Theme: Being meta

Actually I didn't L:3

[ExoBassTix]

What's being meta?
Is that actually a thing?
I don't believe it.

Hello?

[S.P.P]

Hello there, Exo!
Good job reviving this thread.
How are you today?

Theme: The A-Team.

[PropellerEscape]

A-Team is good show
From the year 1980
Mr.T is god

Theme: Do you lift?

[Conchetupony]

I don't even lift
I could not, I'm such a wimp
yay sedentarism

Next: the teletubbies

[Conchetupony]

fuk dem oranges
they ain't as good as apples
apples are da shit

edit: almost forgot theme. Theme: metalhead pirates

[Lying Pink]

Ironically, they
dislike pirate metal. (They
find it offensive.)

Theme: soap slope.

[Djeinus]

A slippery slope,
but it cleans you very well.
Soap kinda does that.

Circlejerk.

[ExoBassTix]

I don't know what this
Vehicular manslaughter
Is you talk about.

Greece.

[Nine Volt]

Do you really not
know what vehicular man-
slaughter is? That's sad.

Greece needs a better
economy. Is that too
soon? If so, I'm sorry.

Theme: Pixels

[Djeinus]

The blood of virgins,
create your dreams, but also
tears of their mothers.

Public bathrooms.

[S.P.P]

Always leave one gap.
Unspoken urinal rule.
Don't look at his wang.

Theme: hoovers

[Ocular]

Do you mean the bass?
If that's what you mean, then yes.
I love them. A lot.

Moog

[Djeinus]

Moog is a swell droog,
it's also a synth, I guess,
I don't really care.

Beer.

[Ocular]

I am underage
So I can't drink alcohol.
Only six more years.

Theme: Themes

[Mr.Afrox]

Beer Up to your ears
When it's near
to some queers

Optimistic.

[Conchetupony]

When life gives you crap
don't fret; it will get better.
Go on, you'll be glad.

Procrastination.

[S.P.P]

Here, Butt Stallion!
Butt Stallion says hello.
Horse made of diamonds.

[Conchetupony]

I shall now compose
a haiku about nothing.
y u no post theme

[Djeinus]

I do not like it
when somebody posts no theme.
I would not do that.

[Conchetupony]

I'm laughing so hard
at my own hypocrisy.
Better post a theme.

Pink fluffy unicorns.