by Nine Volt » 08 Dec 2012 12:11
We're all here because Gak. I don't mean here in this thread, I mean here in existence.
Gak was the original sentient species on Earth, a kind of slimy blob organism. In one of their genetic experiments, they accidentally created humans, which at first weren't too smart. But then, a group of humans stole some of the Gak's weapons and, with the help of a few rebelious Gaks, took over the Gak throne and set out on a genocide against the remaining Gaks, including those who had helped them rise to power. 4 thousand years later, here we are.