A song about moonshine
Härjarevisan - it's kinda messed up with how many verses and refrains and all that... but meh. I haven't fixed music yet.
(Verse1)
Back in anchient times when our lord Discord was ruleing,
Getting smashed was easy, just jump in-to the pool and
take a deep, deep gulp and feel the Vodka burning down your throat
It was a wonder every time I saw warning lables
"Water may be alcoholic" signes in the stables
Not so much for what so much for what it said, but for - the fact that it could speak!
(Ref)
Those where the glory days
of shots, beer, and simpler ways
I wish that I could go back and relive - those nights I don't recall
My booze-marinated liver
tries, but can not deliver.
a Thousand years of drinking takes its toll - even if you are tall
(Verse2)
Sadly times where changeing, Discord had to be banished
Earth ponies where to drunk to farm. National famish.
On the brink of starvation me and - my sister took control
As ponies sobered up and started working again
They didn't like sobriety, but so what? Since when
did anypony say Princesses where nice - to stallion mare and foal
(Ref)
Those where the glory days
of tyranic simpler ways
I wish that I could go back to relive - those nights I don't recal
My booze marinated liver
tries, but can not deliver
a Thousand years of drinking takes its toll - even on imortalls
(Verse3)
The pesants wheren't the only ones who had to restrain their
alcohol consumption. Our suplie had been mamed when
chaotic production lines abruptly where driven to a halt
In a sober mess I realized magic of mine could
help the situation by making the moon-shine! The night
shall last forever, and the moon - will shine upon us all!
(Verse4)
My sister wasn't happy for some reason or two
She told me I should take my booze and go to the moon! Her
absolitist society had no room for a drunken foal!
Perhaps she was'nt serious bout leaving the planet
But I did it straight away! Return? Didn't plan it!
Not untill I was stuck up there I realised - it was scary to come down!
(Ref)
Those where the lonley years
I drank to supress my tears
I wish that I could go back to my life - before I fucked it up!
My friends are so far away
they're probably dead today
And now I'm stuck here waiting for the stars - to aid in my escape.
I wanna add another verse. Where Luna comes back to Equestria, and says sorry and all that, but with a little twist on the end and a refrain that tells us about what's gonna happen now, as she creates the next generation of party horses