Hello There! It is Freewave here. I am reanimating Morte's opening post (and body i guess) in order to give a brief description of what this thread is and why it's here. Morte came up with the idea of Maressey in a skype chat; a bunch of ponified covers of rewritten The Smiths and Morrissey songs. It all began here over a year and a half ago. I quickly joined in and we began fleshing out the idea of this project. Playfully at first, seriously later.
Why would anyone start such a project, let alone start a full 2 page thread? Well The Smiths were not just an ordinary band, they were a very special one. The Smiths were really one of the most important bands of the 80's. They came out of the UK and really ushered in the indie pop movement, a departure from synth heavy pop, and had the best songwriting duo since Lennon and McCartney (or Plant and Page to be fair). They did things their own way and made songs that were incredibly relevent to their die hard fans. Songs about loneliness, depression, shyness, sexuality, and social issues. They did it with flair, passion, and a lot of wit. Even if the songs were sometimes sad they made you feel incredibly happy after hearing them, because someone else clearly knew how you felt. Their music spoke to and FOR people.
It just so happens that the song subjects and lyrics of The Smiths really crossover WELL to the brony community. When these songs are ponified as we have already done they give interesting spins on both our characters but also on the brony community ourselves. We've tried to capture what we love about these songs and make them equally relevent to our community.
This thread and this project started mostly by accident, and Morte sadly has bowed out, but it does continue on and will be collaborative event album. Even if you aren't a Smiths fan, we hope that you will be when you hear these songs as there's relevence, poetry, and a real revoultion from the norm and from traditional pony EDM. Much like how people cosplay because they want to be the characters, this is an effort to channel what we love about the Smiths into something that's relevent to us and we do it back as a tribute to them as well. Very much like what the Beatle Bronies did for the Beatles but we're going to be tackling songs that likley many people haven't even heard before. We'd like this music to create a real impact to those who hear it and have an independent flair from what's been done so far in the community. Even if you're not a Smiths fan yet we're hoping that you will be by the time we're done. .
I will be looking for many vocalists and additional musicians for this project, so if you are interested don't be afraid to reach out to me. Unlike most event albums this is more an act of forming a cohesive and unified album and approach vs having everyone working autonymously. Think of it as being in part of a virtual collaborative band. After a year and half of dreaming, this project has a go ahead and will be a real album this summer (of 2014).
I've worked with a Smiths cover artist named Johnny Mare, who despite his name is not a brony, but he has done the music on over 10 songs for this project. That includes the guitar parts he's personally done, bass, drums, and even some orchestral elements, so they are just needing vocals. There's even more songs from their vast catalog to tackle if you 'd be interested helping to complete this eventual free album. We have midi files, song books, and tabs for guitarists for those particular tracks. There's also plenty of literature on how to get certain guitar effects and sounds on these tracks.
So if you can
1) play guitar, bass, or drums 2) if you have good sound libraries and expertise to turn a midi file into a realistic sounding band or orchestral backing, 3) if you are a good male and female vocalist
....your help is very much needed IF you are interested.
We're not looking for name recognition, we're looking for overlooked talent who'd like to be involved on an ambitious rock based project and can help pull it off. This really will be a group effort but you'll likely only be needed for a particular song or two or however much involvement you want to give.
It's taken a lot of work and planning to get this far and we're still only halfway there, but we've crested over that hill now. I hope you take a look at this thread, listen to some music, get interested in this project, and decide to take part. :)
~Freewave~
For the most current status on this project see this updated post.
You Just Haven't Earned it Yet, Brony (the EqD Rejection Letter Song)
If you’re wondering why The recognition you long for eludes you And the admins do not respond to you I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you why...
You just haven’t earned it yet, brony You just haven’t earned your place You just haven’t earned it yet, brony You must master and mix for a longer time You just haven’t earned it yet, brony And I’m trolling you, now
If you’re wondering why That all you sent to Equestria Daily You have tried for so long, it’s all gone wrong I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you why... But you’ve already blocked me
You just haven’t earned it yet, brony You just haven’t earned your place You just haven’t earned it yet, brony You must practice and write for a longer time You just haven’t earned it yet, brony And I’m trolling you, now.
I’ll tell you why I’ll tell you why... Today I am remembering the time When I sent my song, they mailed me back, and gave me a response that said:
“You just haven’t earned it yet, brony You just haven’t earned it, my friend You just haven’t earned it yet, brony You must wait in the queue for a longer time You just haven’t earned it yet, brony And we’re denying you, now.”
You just haven’t earned it yet, brony...oh... (x2)
Twilight, Twilight I was only joking when I said I was the greatest and most powerful wizard you've ever met Rarity, Rarity I was only joking when I said by rights you likely will always remain unwed and now I know how Nightmare Moon felt now I know how Nightmare Moon felt as the flames rose from the elements and her helmet started to melt Bigmouth, bigmouth bigmouth strikes again and I've got no right to take my place with the unicorn race bigmouth, bigmouth bigmouth strikes again and I've got no right to take my place with the unicorn race and now I know how Nightmare Moon felt now I know how Nightmare Moon felt as the flames rose from the elements and her helmet started to melt Bigmouth, bigmouth bigmouth strikes again and I've got no right to take my place with the unicorn race...
Is it wrong to want to live on your own? No, it's not wrong — but I must know How can someone so young Always seem to feel so bad?
Bon Bon take a, Bon Bon take a bow Boot the grime of this world in the flank, dear And don't go home tonight Come out and find the Lyra you love and who loves you The one that you love and who loves you
Is it wrong not to always be glad? No, it's not wrong — but I must add How can someone so young Always look so mad?
Bon Bon take a, Bon Bon take a bow Boot the grime of this world in the flank, dear And don't go home tonight Come out and find the Lyra you love and who loves you The one that you love and who loves you
Take my hoof and off we stride Oh, la la la la la-la-la-la You're a mare and so am I La la la la la-la-la-la La la la-la-la-la Take my hoof and off we stride Oh, la la la la la-la-la-la I'm a mare and who's got a thing for hands La la la-la-la-la La la la-la-la-la Bon Bon take a, Bon Bon take a bow La la la la la-la-la-la
Throw your bag of candy onto the fire Come out and find the Lyra you love Come out and find the one that you love
The Mare With The Thorn In Her Side (The Rarijack Song)
The mare with the thorn in her side behind their hatred there lies a murderous desire for love how can they look into my eyes and still they don't believe me how can they hear me sing those words and still they don't believe me and if they don't believe me now will they ever believe me? and if they don't believe me now will they ever believe me?
The mare with the thorn in her side behind their hatred there lies a plundering desire for love how can your family see the love in our eyes and still they don't believe us and after all this time they don't want to believe us and if they don't believe us now will they ever believe us? and when you want to live how do you start? where will we go? who do we need to know?
The rain falls hard on a humdrum town Appleloosa has dragged you down oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town this town has dragged you down and everybody's got to live their life and Celestia knows I've got to live mine Celestia knows I've got to live mine Braeburn, Braeburn it was really nothing Braeburn, Braeburn it was really nothing it's just your life.
How can you stay with a fat mare who'll say: "Would you like to marry me and if you like you can buy the ring" she doesn't care about anything would you like to marry me and if you like you can buy the ring I don't dream about anyone except yourself Braeburn, Braeburn it was really nothing Braeburn, Braeburn.
Celestia's the sun Dash is the air but I have a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth how can you say I like the show in the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
Celestia's the sun Dash is the air but I have a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth how can you say I like the show the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
There's a meetup, if you'd like to go you could meet somebody who really loves you so you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home, and you cry and you feel like Fluttershy
When you say friendship's gonna happen now well, when exactly do you mean? see I've already waited too long and all my hope is gone
You shut your mouth how can you say I like the show the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
Last Night I Dreamt That Somepony Loved Me (Scootaloo's Song)
Last night I dreamt that somepony loved me no hope — no mom just another false alarm Last night I dreamed the wind rushing around me no hope — no harm just another false alarm so, tell me how long before the last one? and tell me how long before i get my mark?!! this story is old — I KNOW but it goes on this story is old — I KNOW but it goes on it goes on and on...
Crumbled wagon cart On the outskirts of Canterlot Will nature make a stallion of me yet?
And from this charming cart, This charming mare
Why pamper life's complexities when the linens run smooth on the passenger seat?
I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear This mare worked all day so I might sport a suit with some flair
Ah!
A primped-up stable boy who never knew his place She said "please pose for me" (she knows so much about these things) (she knows so much about these things)
I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear This mare said "It's gruesome that somepony knows such despair"
(la, la la, la la, la la…) This charming mare This charming mare
Ah!
A primped-up stable boy who never knew his place She said "please pose for me" (she knows so much about these things) (she knows so much about these things) (she also talks so MUCH about these things)
I decided to make this one about a headstrong male pegasus who focuses too heavily on competition and being the best of the best that he misses out on the rest of life's pleasures, realizing too late that he has worn himself out before he could truly enjoy his youth.
Spring-Winged Jim
Spring-Winged Jim winks an eye He’ll do, he’ll never be “done-to.” He takes on whoever flew through Well, it’s the Cloudsdale thing to do.
Spring-Winged Jim lives to race Now dashing like a mad bull And his eyes on aspiring pegasi So many mares - he should be ensnared Ah, but no...
Spring-Winged Jim slurs the words : "There's no need to be so slow Take life at five times the average speed, like I do"
Until Jim feels the chill "Oh, where did all the time go?" Once always soaring for the thrill Now it’s too cold...and he feels too old.
MorteMcAdaver wrote:Damn! I've got to get back on this thing so I can catch up!
This is tons of fun. I wonder if I can get some instrumental-only tracks of these songs over which I can sing...
Yes a lot of fun. I know there's that 10 track This Charming Man remix EP which SHOULD have an instrumental on it.
Oh found it!
I also have a LOAD of Smiths bootlegs and it looks like there are quite a few (such as the Asleep bootleg) so I'll see if i can find any in the my box of Smiths audio and video. Hopefully I can find some in there (with luck) or from a torrent.
If you want to do this as a joint thing that woudl be awesome. I can't sing but i can get the music, do some art, and do the pmv.
Looks like we COULD get help from JohnnyMare if you wanted to reach out to a non-brony with a brony name (LOL) who can do instrumentals. Some of the DRUMS are kinda tacky with the midi drum instrument portions as is. Not sure if we could take some of those out and get better substitutions in but otherwise rather good.
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Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You'd like to Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You'd like to So, if there's something you'd like to try If there's some place you'd like to fly ASK ME — I WON'T SAY "NO" — HOW COULD I? Coyness is nice, and Coyness can stop you from saying all the things in life you'd like to So, if there's something you'd like to try If there's some place you'd like to fly ASK ME — I WON'T SAY "NO" — HOW COULD I? Spending warm, Summer days outdoors Speaking frightening verse after a brief encounter with a minotaur ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME Because if it's not Love Then it's the bond It's the bond That will bring us together Nature is a language — can't you see? English is a language — can't you read? So ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME Because if it's not Love Then it's the bond It's the bond That will bring us together Because if it's not Love Then it's the bond It's that pegasus pride That will bring us together So ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
Take me there tonight where there's music and there's ponies who are real and alive watching this tv show I never never want to go home because I haven't really got one anymore
take me there tonight because I want to see ponies and I want to see life watching this tv show oh please don't turn it off because Equestria is my home, it's their home, and I'm just needing some more
and if Hasbro or the Hub cancels it for us to cry by your side is such a heavenly way to die and if Chrysalis sucked the life from us to die by your side well the pleasure and the privilege is mine
take me there tonight oh take me anywhere, over there, I don't care, I don't care and in the darkened underpass I thought Oh Celestia, my chance has come at last (but then a strange fear gripped me and I just wouldn't ask)
take me out tonight oh take me anywhere, over there, I don't care, I don't care just driving in your car I never never want to go home because I haven't really got one I havent got one
and if Hasbro or the Hub cancels it for us to cry by your side is such a heavenly way to die and if Chrysalis sucked the life from us to die by your side well the pleasure, the privilege is mine There is a Light That Never Goes Out.....
Chaos Lovers of the World (The Villains Song)
Learn to love me Assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a list of crimes My only weakness is...well, never mind, never mind
Chaos Lovers of the World Unite and take over Chaos Lovers of the World Taking over Taking over Taking over
Learn to love me And Assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a list of crimes last night we planned for a future war to help me settle the score
Chaos Lovers of the World Unite and take over Chaos Lovers of the World Taking over Taking over Taking over
A heartless hoof on my shoulder The elements - and it's over Alabaster and I crash down (18 months is a long time) I tried living in the real world Instead of a shell But I was bored before I even began I was bored before I even began
Chaos Lovers of the World Unite and take over Chaos Lovers of the World Unite and take over Chaos Lovers of the World Unite and take over Chaos Lovers of the World taking over
Dubstep invades ponyville and many ponies have just had their fill of it and are appalled. Applejack in particular says enough is enough and burns down the local dubstep discotech on her side of Ponyville. The revolution of music with substance invades equestria with dj's fleeing for their lives.
Panic (Hang The Dubstep Dj)
Panic on the streets of Los Pegasus Panic on the streets of Canterlot I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again On the Ponyville side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself
Clouds may rise up to Cloudsadale But Pinkie Pie, you're not safe here So you run down To the safety of your town
Because there's Panic on the streets of Fillydelphia Baltimare, Trottingham, and Manehatten I wonder to myself
Burn down the Disco Hang the blessed DJ Because the dubstep that they constantly play IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE Hang your blessed D.J.'s Because the music they constantly play
The Everfree Radio that you complain about the Equestrian Daily you can't live without HANG THE D.J., HANG THE D.J., HANG THE D.J....
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Keeping them coming (although some songs i can't do anything with) some just write themselves. Morte I'd really like to see these songs become a reality if you're interested!!
A funny take about rule 34 and the angst of being forever apart from your waifu
I Want The One I Can't Have (The R34 Song)
On the day that your mentality decides to try to catch up with your biology come 'round
'Cause I want the one I can't have and it's driving me mad it's all over, all over, all over my face
On the day that your mentality catches up with your biology
I want the one I can't have and it's driving me mad it's all over, all over, all over my face
A brony boy, with a wealth of rule 34 these are the riches of the pervs
A brony boy with a wealth of rule 34 these are the riches of the pervs
And I want the one I can't have and it's driving me mad it's all over, all over, all over my face
A brony boy who collected rule 34 and he seemed to always be finding more with a fedora and a goatee and somehow that really impressed me it's written all over my face
Oh, these are the riches of the pervs these are the riches of the pervs
I want the one I can't have and it's driving me mad it's written all over my face
On the day that your mentality catches up with your biology And if you ever need self-validation let me help you out with your frustration it's all over your face
I'm not sure how many people have read the winningverse fimfics but Cloudkicker is the sex obessed polygamist and i'm adding her to my head cannon of Morrissey with this track. Taking a swing at the book read Blossomforth (and maybe Twi too)
Handsome Devil (Cloudkicker's Song)
All the streets are crammed with things eager to be held I know what hooves are for and I'd like to help myself you ask me the time but I sense something more and I would like to give you what I think you're asking for
you handsome devil you handsome devil Let me get my hands on your mammary glands and let me get your head on in the conjugal bed I say, I say, I say
I crack the whip and you skip but you deserve it you deserve it, deserve it, deserve it
A mare in the bush is worth two in the hand I think I can help you get through Luna's exams Oh you handsome devil
And when we're in your library room who will swallow whom? when we're in your library room who will swallow whom? you handsome devil
There's more to life than books, you know but not much more. There's more to life than books, you know but not much more not much more oh you handsome devil oh you handsome devil
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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now (Coco Pommel's Song)
I was happy in the haze of a designing hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now I was looking for a job, and then I found a job and heavens knows I'm miserable now
In my life why do i give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or I die
Two lovers entwined pass me by and heavens knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job and heavens knows I'm miserable now
In my life why do i give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or I die
What she asked of me at the end of the day Celestia would have blushed
"You've been in the studio too long" she said as she naturally fled
In my life why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye
I was happy in the haze of a designing hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now
"You've been in the studio too long" she said as she naturally fled
In my life why do i give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or I die
Ok so here is the Twiluna Arc. 4 songs about Twilight meeting her crush Luna in Canterlot, spending a romantic week with her, and then having to go their separate ways at the end.
The first Twiluna track (detatched from it being a true relationship and more 2 ships passing in the night with a spark of what may come later)
Well I Wonder (sung by Twilight)
Well I wonder do you hear me when I sleep? I horsely cry Well I wonder do you see me when we pass? I half-die
Please keep me in mind please keep me in mind
Gasping - but somehow still alive this is the fierce last stand of all I am
Gasping - dying - but somehow still alive this is the final stand of all I am
Please keep me in mind
Well I wonder Well I wonder Please keep me in mind keep me in mind keep me in mind
Twi and her crush Luna finally spend some alone time during their visit in Canterlot and the differences between the 2 become ever so much apparent. Twi the shy and uptight heavy thinker with a load of questions and Luna the more carefree spirit with way more life experience and living in the now. This is Luna's song to Twi asking her to let her deep and repressed thoughts go and enjoy life and physical delights for a change.
Stretch Out and Wait (Twiluna Song) (sung by Luna)
On the high-rise estates What's at the back of your mind? Oh the 3-day debate On the high-rise estate But what's at the back of your mind? Your icy-cold hooves conducting the way It's the windigo blood in your veins
Amid stone and clay And general decay Nature must still find a way So ignore all the codes of the day Let your juvenile impulses sway This way and that way This way and that way God, how sex implores you To let yourself lose yourself
Stretch out and wait Stretch out and wait Let your pony body lie down, lie down As we lie, I say As we lie, I say Stretch out and stretch out and wait Stretch out and wait Let your pony body lie down, with me
As we lie, you say: Will the world end in the day time? (I really don't know ) Or will the world end in the night time? (I really don't know) And is there any point ever having children? (I really don't know) What I do know is that we're here and it's now
So stretch out and wait Stretch out and wait There is no debate, no debate, no debate How can you consciously contemplate When there's no debate, no debate Stretch out and wait Stretch out and wait Stretch out and wait wait, wait, wait, wait...
Reel Around the Fountain (TwilLuna Song) (sung by Twilight)
Twilight finally consummates with her long crush Luna despite there still being a sizeable maturity difference between the two. It's not everything she built it up to be in her mind but it's certainly a leap into adulthood and opens up entirely new thoughts and feelings. A frank tale of what happens between the two on the grounds in Canterlot.
It's time the tale were told of how you took a child and you made her old it's time the tale were told of how you took a child and you made her old
Reel around the fountain Lay me on the patio I'll take it now
Fifteen minutes with you well, I wouldn't say no people said that you were virtually dead and they were so wrong! fifteen minutes with you I wouldn't say no people said that you were easily led and they were half-right
It's time the tale were told of how you took a child and you made her old it's time that the tale were told of how you took a child and you made her old
Reel around the fountain Lay me on the patio I'll take it now
Fifteen minutes with you I wouldn't say no people see so much worth in you and i sure do fifteen minutes with you I wouldn't say no people see so much worth in you and i sure do and i sure do
I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice you can pin and mount me like a butterfly but take me to the haven of your bed was something that you never said two lumps, please you're the bee's knees but so am I
Meet me at the fountain lay me on the patio I'll take it slow
Fifteen minutes with you oh I wouldn't say no people see so much worth in you and i sure do
After the romantic week in Canterlot that's illustrated in the first 3 songs the couple must finally must go there seperate ways. Leading to Twilight being yet alone...again. Emotionally crushed this is her song as she asks Luna to sing her to sleep before she must depart in the morning.
Asleep (TwiLuna song)
Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep I'm tired and I I want to go to bed
Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep And then leave me alone Don't try to wake me in the morning Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me I want you to know Deep in the cell of my heart I really have to go
Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep I don't want to wake up On my own anymore
Sing to me Sing to me I don't want to wake up On my own anymore
Don't feel bad for me I want you to know Deep in the cell of my heart I really have to go
There is another world There is a better world Well, there must be Well, there must be Well, there must be Well, there must be
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A general spoof of brony musicians quitting their jobs to become professional brony musicians. An element of truth among the satire.
Frankly Mr. Shankly (The Brony Musician Song)
Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held it pays my way, but it corrodes my soul I want to leave, you will not miss me I want to go down in pony music history
Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a complete wreck I've got 5 collaborators breathing down my neck I must move fast, you understand me I want to be featured in equestrian daily
Fame, Fame, fatal Fame it can play hideous tricks on the brain but still I'd rather be Famous than talented or artsy, any day, any day, any day
but sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled making benefit compilations for the mentally ill I want to live and I want to love I want to go to bronycon and do something I'm ashamed of
Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held it pays my way, but it corrodes my soul oh, I didn't realize that you drew ponies I didn't realize you drew such awful ponies
Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask you are a flatulent pain in the flank I do not mean to be so rude but still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Shankly Oh, give us yer money
A teenage Scootaloo is infatuated with Rainbow Dash wanting to spend every moment with her idol. Rainbow Dash is bored of her bland relationship with Fluttershy and appreciates the attention. The unbalanced and unhealthy relationship is a hardship most for Scootaloo. It's clear she cares so much more about Dash and is not old enough or ready for a companionship that she desperately wants and is not getting.
These Things Take Time (Scootaloo's song)
My eyes have seen your glory and yet have left me blind we went to a place where I could confide.. you said "I know a place where we can go where we are not known" and then you gave me something that I won't forget too soon
but I can't believe that you'd ever care and this is why you'll never care cause these things take time and I know that I'm the most inept that ever stepped
I'm spellbound, by what a mare can provide but the hills are alive with celibate cries you know where you came from, you know where you're going, and you know where you belong You said I was ill, and you were not wrong but I can't believe that you'd ever care and so I think, you never cared
but these things take time and I know that I'm the most inept that ever stepped
Oh the blissed out afternoons when we talked in your room they meant more to me than any, than any single thing since birth they had more worth than any, than any single thing since birth
humming chorus
vivid and in your prime you will leave me behind you will leave me behind
This in the ending song to album #2. Rainbow Dash leaves for Cloudsdale to finally join the Wonderbolts, abandoning Fluttershy, Scootaloo, and her friends to pursue her lifelong dream. Scootaloo in desperation chases after her but eventually finds herself housed in a charity hostel in Cloudsdale, a long way from where she intended to be.
Half a Pegasus (The Scootadash Song)
Call me crippled, call me frail I've spent six years on your trail Six long years On your trail Call me crippled, call me frail I've spent six years on your trail Six full years of my life chasing your tail And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
Sixteen, clumsy and shy I went to Cloudsdale and I I booked myself in at the Y...M.C.A (YMCA = Young Mares Celestia Assocation.) ;) I said: "I like it here - can I stay? I like it here - can I stay? And, do you have a vacancy For a Crusader?
Sweetie was left behind, and sour And she wrote to me on the hour equally dour She said: "In the days when you were hopelessly bored I just liked you more..."
So And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell you the story of my life: Sixteen, clumsy and shy I went to Cloudsdale and I I booked myself in at the Y...M.C.A I said: "I like it here - can I stay? I like it here - can I stay? And do you have a vacancy For a Crusader? ?"
Call me crippled, call me frail I've spent too long on your trail Far too long Chasing your tail And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
Sixteen, clumsy and shy That's the story of my life Sixteen, clumsy and shy The story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life That's the story of my life
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Yes this song is a sarcastic song. Luna falls into a coma and Celestia goes through the motions of concern, coming across as rather fake and reflecting on the difficult relationship she's had with her sister.
Luna In A Coma :D Luna in a coma, I know I know — it's serious Luna in a coma, I know I know — it's really serious
there were times when I banished her to the moon (but, you know, I would hate anything to happen so soon) NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER
Do you really think she'll pull through? Do you really think she'll pull through?
Luna in a coma, I know I know — it's serious Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye baby goodbye
there were times when I could have 'strangled' her (but, you know, I would hate anything to happen to her) Ms Redheart, WOULD YOU PLEASE LET ME SEE HER!
Do you really think she'll pull through? Do you really think she'll pull through? Let me whisper my last goodbyes
Hand in Glove the tails trail from our behinds No, it's not like any other love this one is different because its ours
Hand in Glove we can go wherever we can see and everything depends upon how well you cosplay with me
And if the people stare then the people stare I really know why and I really don't care
Hand in Glove the Good People may laugh yes, we may be dressed up and brightly clad but we have something they'll never have
Hand in Glove the tails trail from our behinds we don't look like ordinary fans but we have something they'll never have
And if the people stare then the people stare I really know why and I really don't care
So, Hand in Glove I stake my claim Don't be afraid to cross-dress If they dare touch a hair on your mane I'll fight to the last breath
Love & tolerance is out there, somewhere So stay on my arm, you little charmer
But I know my luck too well yes, I know my luck too well and I'll probably never see you at bronycon again I'll probably never see you again I'll probably never recognize you again
Frankly, Dashie is a bit bored with Ponyville. She has far too big a personality and ego for such a small town. With a town that she's growing out of where nothing ever changes and a relationship she now finds somewhat boring she's finding a pull to move on to bigger things and to let the past go.
Still Ill (Dash's Song)
I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving Equestria is mine and it owes me a living But ask me why and I'll spit in your eye ask me why and I'll spit in your eye I know we cannot cling to the old dreams anymore no, we cannot cling to those dreams does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno...
By the iron bridge we kissed and although I ended up with sore lips it just isn't like the old days anymore no, it isn't like those days am I still ill? . am I still ill?
does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno...
ask me why and I'll cry ask me why and I'll cry and if you must go back home tomorrow well if I were you I wouldn't bother for there are brighter sides to life and I should know because I've seen them but not very often
I'm tired of being ignored and dismissed Their attention spans are short and so swift it just isn't like the old days anymore no it isn't like those days am I still ill? am I still ill?
Hey, if there's time, I can do one hell of a Morrissey voice/impression, and I'd love to pitch this as a performance thing for certain Brony conventions if they would have us!
My situation is this: I manage three projects, some more active than others, and this includes both live performances and recording. Thankfully, there's only one big album recording left to do in the near-ish future, plus a list of commissions that I need to do, so that frees up some time. Point being: I tend to be quite a busy brony, to say the least. This is not even to mention the various personal and family-related business that I'm managing at the time (nothing dire, mind you, just time-consuming, mainly).
With that being said, I'm absolutely up for doing a joint thing! To perform Maressey live would be a huge thrill, sporadic though the shows may have to be (at least on my end). I would prefer to be the lead vocalist, and I can also capably play bass or keyboards (simple parts) and sing. I'd also perform with backing tracks.
Another thing I can do is go through the lyrics you've written and tweak them so that the words' phrasing makes sense with the song. This is something I have already done with the lyric sets I've already posted, of course.