ANNOUNCING THE CALL FOR ENTRIES FOR
PINKAMENA PARTY 5
INCOHESIVE HORSE ADHESIVE
Announcing a NEW fast-bonding adhesive from Discord, the maker of such wonderful products as CHAOS and DISHARMONY. Now, he is back with something really sticky! Made from secret ingredients, its specially formulated formula can hold together anything, including heavenly bodies! And there are no bodies more heavenly than Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Look at how well they stick together with just a few globs of INCOHESIVE HORSE ADHESIVE!
What is the secret formula, you ask? If you think it is alicorn tears and tar from a nameless abyssal dimension, you'd be half right! The other half is a closely guarded formula of new, never-before-heard pieces of of the hardest (and strangest!) music from the pony fandom.
But we need YOUR help! To make INCOHESIVE HORSE ADHESIVE the most glorious glue it can be, we need musicians/sound artists/noisemakers like YOU to glue together some of your own mad creations for what will be known as the PINKAMENA PARTY 5 FORMULA!
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:
As always, we're looking for tracks of the hard and intense *core variety, but with a spin on it this time! Helping Discord glue together the sun and the moon for his own enjoyment takes a certain kind of approach. Just like this act, we're looking for JUXTAPOSITION in tracks--in other words, unlikely fusions of styles (and samples) that would usually never find themselves anywhere NEAR distorted kick drums and fast BPMs!
Gabber country! Baroque frenchcore! Noise folk! Industrial polka! Breakcore opera! Bagpipe Schranz! Vaporwave Splittercore! Try to be creative and have an open mind for quirky and unlikely combinations! And shove some pony in there! Or not! Who cares, just make something confusing! Exclamation point!
As for the basis of the tracks, though, please try to keep the tracks appropriate to an album of the following genres:
- hardcore techno
- frenchcore
- industrial hardcore
- schranz
- breakcore
- speedcore
- gabber
- splittercore / extratone
- hardcore punk
- powerviolence
- noise of all sorts
...and anything else that would feel at home with these!
Content can be NSFW but, as usual, cannot include overt sexism, racism, transphobia, or any other nonsense that would be hurtful to people in that way. Otherwise, get amped up on sex, gore, and violence as much as you want! Run a glue factory made out of pony eyeballs! Go nuts! This album is going to be madness!
DEADLINE AND SUBMISSION:
The deadline for submissions is JULY 1ST. Please direct your submissions to [email protected] in lossless WAV format!
You may submit multiple entries, but we may only choose "the best ones" if you send us a ton, even if they're all good, because y'know, fairness.
We're hoping this is the weirdest Pinkamena Party album yet!
- Pinkamena Party Team
(davhors! & Supersaw Hoover)
OMG POLKA PLOT!!!
