Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

[FLAOFEI]

Gets 2nd degree chemical burns.

Applies a soothing gell to the burn.

[OuTbREaK]

An aloe plant flies out of the machine and the spiky bit goes right into your jugular.
Insert 4 gallons of blood.

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets Walking Dead

Inserts ripoff

[Jokeblue]

Gets the Strolling Dead, following the story of deputy Mick Slimes and his daughter Carly as they survive in a post apocalyptic world full of zombies.

Inserts a kind of magic

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets Every season of MLP ever

Inserts Molest

[OuTbREaK]

Get 40 billion tumblr ask-blog versions of Celest wondering what happened to the last 2 letters of their names.
Insert shameless self-promotion.

[Scooblee]

Gets a link to all of the sites I'm on. (Which, to make an actual shameless plug, are in my signature.)

Inserts all the monies.

[FLAOFEI]

Gets a BD

Insert a BD

Huehuehue

[Jokeblue]

It's a tight fit, but you force it in anyway, ignoring the machine's protests and warnings. The machine moans and makes a sharp noise. Something gives way, and immediately your BD slides inside - almost instantly the juice is gushing from the machine.

It's a good thing too, because you love Orange juice. It's a good thing you had that novelty sized Big Dollar, because it must have broken something in the machine. The machines completely empty. Every single bottle of Orange Juice has come out. You have all of it

Inserts Flaofei

[OuTbREaK]

Get back a piece of toast and a beard in the 69 position.
Insert FL Studio freaking the fuck out while I type my reply.

[Jokeblue]

gets aljktabtablllllllll


goddamnit

inserts a bundle of tape

[FLAOFEI]

You find your old casset player, and you insert a tangled up bundle of tape in the casset slot thing. As you cut off what's still sticking out of the slot with comicly sized scissors the projector starts roling. What you hear surprises you, since it actually resembles music. The tape was actually Tara Strongs first voice acting demo for My Little Pony, and somehow you are identifying the vocal snippets in the casset player as music!
You come to a crushing realisation. Through the years you have listened to such unstructured music built up of pony samples that your standards for what is music have sunk to a new low, on par with impresionistic dadaism, and burning Picasso paintings on drugs.

Insert drama

[OuTbREaK]

Get back a wa- DUN DUN DUN!
Dammit, I hate when that happens.
Insert that one song you keep trying to get an A on but you ALWAYS GET A FUCKING B RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[FLAOFEI]

It sounds like you have accidentally transposed your song.

Insert dad-humour

[Armystuntman]

HEY SON, HOWS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALEXANDRA FROM FINLAND GOING?

dad please stop you know we broke up ten years ago

OH YEAH I FORGOT SHE WAS FINNISH-ED WITH YOU

insert dad

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets Dillon Francis

Inserts The pope

[Scooblee]

Gets holy water.

Inserts Castlevania. (Just any of them, really. It doesn't matter which one.)

[FLAOFEI]

HEY SON, HOWS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALEXANDRA FROM FINLAND GOING?
dad please stop you know we broke up ten years ago
OH YEAH I FORGOT SHE WAS FINNISH-ED WITH YOU

You have no idea how relevant this is to me! Change the name, shorten the time to a 20th, and that's pretty much my situation. Luckily my dad hasn't tried making a joke like that... We keep our jokes restricted to hearing problems, engineering and lamppost length related puns.

Gets a vain castle, that only cares about its looks

Now insert a group of japanese tourists to the equation

[OuTbREaK]

Get back vacationers overrunning the town of Towcestire (pronounced toaster, believe it or not)
Insert a mothafuckin' time lord

[FLAOFEI]

9 months later you get a bunch of time lord bebehz

Inserd Tommy's theme

[OuTbREaK]

Get back a Tommy gun.
Insert this.

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets Diplo saying "Holy crap"

Inserts twerk

[OuTbREaK]

Get back Shroo
Insert borderline hentai

[Scooblee]

Gets box of bans.

Inserts ships.

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets Red October

Inserts Ricky Denzel