Haiku chain thread

[FLAOFEI]

asdfg
zxcvbn
qwe

Haikus have 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables, not 5 then 6 then 3.

That's not a Haiku!
I missed on the seven thing...
Q (Kyu) W (Da-Bol-You) E

Silly Nine Volt guy
He cant say W
Oh you silly boy

I am dyslexic
So its crazy I can write
In a thread like this

As for todays theme
I tried to poop rainbow shit
But then gif no work

As for the next theme
You can look at my last post
That post was not used

[Nine Volt]

asdfg
zxcvbn
qwe

Haikus have 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables, not 5 then 6 then 3.

That's not a Haiku!
I missed on the seven thing...
Q (Kyu) W (Da-Bol-You) E

5, 7, 5

Silly Nine Volt guy
He cant say W
Oh you silly boy

5, 6, 5

I am dyslexic
So its crazy I can write
In a thread like this

5, 7, 5

As for todays theme
I tried to poop rainbow shit
But then gif no work

5, 7, 5

As for the next theme
You can look at my last post
That post was not used

5, 7, 5

Boom.

How do I haiku
I really don't have a clue
Refrigerator

Next theme:

Theme: Spyke

[Djeinus]

Nobody wants Spyke.
It is really obvious.
He ain't popular.

Artline pens.

[FLAOFEI]

Silly Nine Volt guy
He cant say W
Oh you silly boy

5, 6, 5

I am dyslexic
So its crazy I can write
In a thread like this

I blame dyxlia
So hers me withaot speelchcek
Jk, I can spell

(for the record though
I do have dyslexia
Sorry for spell fails )

Non-haiku stuff now, I mostly do not proofread, it takes to long time. Cause dyslexia, I just can not be bothered, cause I'll still miss stuff. I can't read to fast, I do not see my mistakes, thus I don't bother.

I can't read the theme
I just see 'airline penis'
*Blames DYSLEXIA

Next theme: Twiglort Snorkel

[Lying Pink]

Twiglet spangles? What?
Like, shiny finger buffet?
That sounds kind of gross.

Theme: kitchens

[S.P.P]

Nottingham kitchens,
UK! All appliances
Only £595!

Theme: Futaloo

[FLAOFEI]

Futaloo... She is...
Oh god... Why would you do this?
I'll just kill my self...

Theme: lol, Futaloo again. You know you want it
:I

[Ocular]

It might be weird, but...
Futaloo is cutealoo.
I had to say it.

Next theme: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[Conduit]

Hipopotomon
Strosesquippedalio
phobia is gey

Next theme:
pon3 is for fag

[S.P.P]

pon3 is for fag
Everyone knows she's "Vinyl
Scratch" you big stupid.

Theme: Kitchens

[Ocular]

Buy a new kitchen!
We have them at low prices!
Holy shit they're cool!

Next theme:
A magical flying tortoise that grants wishes if you give him churros

[Conduit]

Churros for wishes?
Huh, I wish for more churros
Live, love, lift churro

Next theme: Sloths, or 2 slow 2 curious

[Lying Pink]

DAMN SON, WHERE'D YOU FIND
the sound of a frog hopping
into the old pond?

Well that went more meta than expected. Next theme: apple fritter

[Nine Volt]

the magical one
that flies in the air with joy
wishes come true with churros (Churros is one syllable right? right? I have no clue actually, never heard of it.)

'Churros' (the Mexican pastry) is two syllables. Chur-rose

[S.P.P]

Serious, Nine-Volt.
Please don't post non-haikus here.
To the moon with you!

Next topic: Apple fritter (because Lying pink never got his haiku D: )

[Nine Volt]

I post what I want
Fuck your rules, I broke them
Ha ha, ha ha ha



Next topic: Apple fritter (because Lying Pink and Pyrelight never got their haikus D:)

[S.P.P]

Apple Fritter is
The cutest member of the
Apple family

/)^3^(\

Theme: Dutty evil cloppers because I know Sparky love dem <3

[ExoBassTix]

Boosh, everyone calls you Sparky now!
Oh and Sparky, second sentence 6 syllables... I is disappoint.

Anyways.

Cloppers aren't bad
They're just into diff'rent stuff
Love and tolerate

Next theme: Cock socks

[Nine Volt]

2nd sentence had 7 syllables. Rules is two syllables

[ExoBassTix]

Next theme: Cock socks

[S.P.P]

Now you mention it ..
Futaloo is best cock.
Supersaw said so.

Next theme: Changing deadlines

[Genkar]

Rainbow and Rooted.
Can the deadline be here now?
There's been enough time.

Next Theme: pirate dubstep

[PinkieGuy]

There once was a man
from nantuckkit; but his life
was reduced to rhyme

Next topic: Higgs Boson Particles

[Jokeblue]

They feared we'd all die
due the super collider
boy wasn't that dumb

peeps are mad; they think
scientists think higgs boson
Is actually God

they dont understand
That religion and science
go hand in hand lol

Cos I dont physics
I dont know how large of a
find it really is

Immeasurable
Contribution to science?
Let us hope it is.

I didn't know much
'Bout this God particle 'til
Megadeth's new song.

Which as it turns out
Isn't actually about
supercolliders.

Next topic: Why Tea is superior to Coffee

[Lying Pink]

Drink coffee to stay
awake. Drink tea for subtle
flavour adventures.
(Seriously I love tea more than any 21st Century british person is allowed to do unironically)

Next theme is HOT BUTTERED CRUMPETS