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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Gray Ham » 25 Nov 2013 06:02

not quite the point of the thread but it's just too good

C, E flat and G walk into a bar and the bartender says: “Sorry we don’t serve minors”, so E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “you’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby ClaviSound » 25 Nov 2013 11:21

That is quite possibly the most glorious music joke I have ever read.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 25 Nov 2013 16:01

I was gonna write something about guitar players being child molesters...Cause they be fingering A minor
Or how car mechanics ruined pop music...With all that techy auto tuneing they do
Or even made a silly connection between League of Legends and Venetian Snares...ultraviolent JUNGALISTS
But after a joke like that...
All I can say it AMEN to that!And everybody breaks into song!
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby simonli2575 » 25 Nov 2013 16:47

I said, "Be rational." And then pi said, "Get real."

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby S.P.P » 25 Nov 2013 16:53

Christ, Grey Ham! Hahahaha!
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby JSynth » 25 Nov 2013 20:42

These puns are horrible in a major way
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby caprix snare » 25 Nov 2013 20:54

i cant say this topic is that big yet but there must be allot of power in this cord because its more than just a thread. you cant measure my joy at all after hearing what grey said.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby TranquilHooves » 26 Nov 2013 19:47

I don't think I can Handel all these music puns
You guys better Bach off.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 28 Nov 2013 00:09

Arnold Swartsineger (spelling :I ) was offerd to play in a movie about Motsart. He liked the idea, but wanted to make some changes to the script. He said: "I'll be Bach"
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Berri » 30 Nov 2013 07:43

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Mr. Bigglesworth » 30 Nov 2013 07:53

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Berri » 02 Dec 2013 14:40

why aren't more people posting puns, its making me neuro-tic.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Navron » 02 Dec 2013 14:56

I agree Berri, the frequency by which the puns have diminished is quite massive.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Alycs » 02 Dec 2013 15:21

Yeah, keeping this list going isn't our forte
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Berri » 02 Dec 2013 15:52

i have to say though making these puns gets me lost in a trance. it trapped me inside my big room in my house where i would buildup piles of ideas, they would echo and reverb around my head for ages but i limited and filtered the ones that get in, so the popularity of this thread has been compressed.but, eeeEQ i didn't think it would get this bad, but ,it makes me wonder, was this just a preset cause, or could we have patched this over. i hope now this thread can really take off, even though its start has been a bit delayed.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby azerty » 02 Dec 2013 16:14

Why attack all the efforts to keep sustaining this thread? We're just trying to release a little stress, and our puns are decaying with all the subtractive comments. I say let each pun, no matter how low, pass (except those for which you'd get banned - reject those).
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Berri » 10 Dec 2013 15:09

the lack of puns has been chiping away at my sanity.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby simonli2575 » 10 Dec 2013 15:40

Native Instruments had a Massive discount, and I'd managed to buy something.
I was massively impressed.
This pun is so massively overused.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 10 Dec 2013 15:59

The tumblr had these...
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby HMage » 10 Dec 2013 20:16

I saw you leading your friends to the square. Don't know why but I wasn't able to comprehend any logic or reason why would you do that, I bounced the idea in my head back and forth, though. At least the square was open and wasn't cut off from public access, imagine the public resonance on twitter if it was closed. So yeah, I've come to resolution that open space is better, unlike being indoors — my place has so little headroom that I can't even walk around without crouching at some places. I even keep clips of stuff on ceiling.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Berri » 03 Jan 2014 18:48

screw it i am gonna necro this shit

i can do that because i am the masterof this thread
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 03 Jan 2014 19:59

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Plz play on the fagott
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby simonli2575 » 03 Jan 2014 22:10

FLAOFEI wrote:Image
Plz play on the fagott

Reminds me of this pic
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Kind of unrelated but fagot is an instrument so... Yeah.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Berri » 05 Jan 2014 16:41

my friend reese is so neurotic.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby JacksonMiller » 12 Jan 2014 07:57

Is there any REASON we should be posting in this thread anymore? I'm not ABLETON keep up with all these puns! Now FL excuse me, I'm off to eat some FRUITY LOOPS. Tastes as good as Sytrus juice.
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