MLP Rap Battle

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MLP Rap Battle

Postby DerpyGrooves » 11 Jul 2011 11:20

Just a battle rap. Lay down your verses and try to one-up the posters before you. The only rule is friendship. GO.

Mail mare, murderous masticator of hay,
Give me the mic so I can take it away.
Killer moves- I'll pop you if you don't show me your hooves
Poison joke tokin, fell so my wing's broken: DERPY GROOVES
Tail smokin from sonic rainboom rhymes spoken freely
School you in lyrical cuteabuse like Cheerilee
Don't say an applebucking word, and don't throw fits,
Don't try nothin' funny, and hand over all your bits.

PEACE+MUFFINS
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Re: MLP Rap Battle

Postby PinkieGuy » 11 Jul 2011 17:13

Concatenating beats and polyrhythms with precision,
Decisive in my vision to cause division through derision,
A schism, between reality and that tragedy you call a rap set
I hope you’re packing friendship cos you’re heading for an upset
And the bass that I’m bring is 20% cooler,
My synths sweeter than 20 pounds of sugar,
My beats more diverse than apple family reunion,
This rap’s lyrical structure and pinkie pie are equally confusing….
Yeeeeh… 2011, yo.

I can honestly say, I’ve never done rap before. I’m sure it shows.
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