Here's Finn Bowers' attempt, titled "Worst fanfic ever.":
One day pinkie waswlking dow pony ville and then rainbow dash hit her "ow" the pink one said "lol i know tht hurt rite" rainbow yelled pinkie got up an hopped awy she went into shop where she made a cupcake twilight sparkle walked in "hello pinkie i am reading a book about cupcakes. it is fun" pinkie pinkie laughed "lol xD inorite they is funny n dey taste good and i eat them"she chuckled. twiliht laughed and then rarty walked in "hello twi and pnkie i am having a good day and i am beutiful and i need a book and dressess twi" twiligt looked at her uncorn friend "hahahahah lollies, i will have one in your shop in 10 minuts" rarity walked out n said ökay twilihgt, be their."twilight nodded "okies she said.apple jack anf fluttershy was walking and den they saw a cat and fluttereshy ran n picked it up ömfg are you okay. i hope you don't get dead."but then the cat died. "fml" flutterersgy said. "ah think bic macintoosh is waiting we shud go back to farm" applejack said "omfg shut up kay a cat deaded n you rn't sad" flutter shy yelled apple jack waked away "y r u mad omg shut up, a cat got dead noone cares" apple said and den she ran and fluttershy ran after her and hit her in the face "evrypony cares a cot dead" she dagged her frend in her house "nw i will ytie you in a chair n kill u" applejack was scared and tried to get oot but her was tied in chair. "hahahahahaha lol" fluttters hy said and den she got a nife nd stabbed applejack in face blood was every where and den apple jack dead. twi was go to raritys shop but den she tripped n rainbowdash floo dawn and picken her up. "omfg i hate flling it hurts" rainbow larfed "ahahahahahah it does and u fell and u hurt in face and ur horn is asnapped n u die bye fluttershy soon" twi loooked at her frend coonfused she ran away but den flutter shy got her and got her in hoose but angle bunny was dere and try to stop flootershy but she stabbed him in arm. she put twi in chair n tie it twi strugged but was to tied up tooo move. den fluttr got acks n went to twi "omfg u so smart y shod die uuuuuur to smart and den she got off twi hoof all of dem. den she hit twis face an she dead.rarty waites for twi for book but she dinot come so rarity got mad. den she saw fluttshy come to her "hllo flutter omg twi not here n she had got a book i need have u seen hur" flutter got rock n hit rarety in head n got in fluutrshy house rarity woke p an she was tie in chair she scream but fluttershy got a big knife and stab raity eyes ärrrgh yu do it hurt omg pony in police wil find u and u will di from celest ia n luuna" but fluttershy slit rarity throat "ahahahahahahah u anoy me once so i kiill u an now u deaded and i only have to kill pinkie becuz rainbow dashh is cool omfg i hate pink she annoy me lot."
Pinky was baking cake for fends den flutter shy walk in "helloo flutty, i gt cake n now i calls u flutty cuz i is random n it z a fun name" dan she got rolll pin n hit pinkie in back head den she pick up and put in da char and ti up. "i hat u and u anoy and now i kill ur." den fluterdhy got a scizzors and cut pinkie hari all of and den cut her eers an pinkie yell but fluttershy got sizzir an cut pinkies tung, den she cit throa and pinkie die den flutterhsy laughed "lololololol xD omfg dere dead n i hate them ololo.o.l.olol but i iz crazie an police is here n aresten me so i kill mahself den she got knife and kill self in stumock.rainboow did a sonic raimboom to jail to see her friend "hi fluttershy lolololololol all our frenz r ded. "lol dey are i didn't actualy kill self i faked it an den ran but dy got me and den i got in hear and dey go kill me tomoz and i die" rainbow laughes "hahahahah u do di and den now i hate u u kill mah frens n now i kill u " den rainbow kik flutteresht in head n she ded den rainbow dash flew ayay an lauuged "lol i kil her she ded loloolololol now i go to phllydelmia to hid n da cops woont get me dere" den she flw to philllydelfia and hid an never cops found her da end.
And here's mine, titled "The most super awesonest fanfic EVER (A.K.A. an attempt to be worse than Finn)":
ons apon a time ago, twilit sparkle who isnt twilit from the movie twilit haha was walking down the stret when she saw appelboom etting a sanwitch she said
hey appelbloom! That luks like a cool sanwitch an appelbloom said “acktully its room tempriture and they lauhed. suddenly discord apeard and said
hey ponies im evil wach me turn everything into cayoss. And then everything was cayoss. Ono! Twilit said to appelbbom.
We hafto stop discord from making everything cayoss so they went to pinke pies hous to talk to her cos she is so cool and teleorts everywer even tho she is an erth pony. I think that pinke is best pone actuly best PWNY haha They knocked on the door but the door was loked so they kikd the door down and whent inside pinke pie! Twilit said
We have to stop discord from making everything cayoss. not now pinkie said, I’m makking cupcaks hahaha its funne cos its a refrens so we can asolt discord. Great!” Twilit said. Rainbow Dash opend the door and said
I’ll help to and all the others cam along to. They walked and saw discord dringing a glass of milk and lauging saing ha ha ponies ca’nt bet me. and they said yes we can. So they snuck up on him from behighnd and hitt him with a cupcak. owow sad discord and he exploded and died.
Yay we stopd the cayoss and everything is better they said. Now wecan go home but rainbow dash saw a cupcake that pinke had and fellin love with the cupcak. He askd sed the cupcake will you marriage me? and the cupcake sed yes and they kissed. And they went flying away into the sun and livd happily ever after.
What do you think?
