CitricAcid wrote:- RD having Twilight's hair was the most hilarious moment of the episode.
This was the main takeaway for me.
This episode was mostly cool for worldbuilding on a truly epic scale. I feel like for all the fanon that was well and thoroughly Jossed by this episode, a wealth more will be born. But it's not just the history of Griffonstone; it was nice to have some background and context to Gilda's actions in Griffon the Brush Off. When that episode came out, Gilda was just generically brusque, irritable, and ill-spirited. For no real reason alluded to in the episode, she was at best stand-offish, and at worst cruel and abusive. This wasn't even really a bad thing in the original context, she was as effective an antagonist as any for Pinkie, and a damn good foil for Rainbow Dash's relatively mild insensitivity. The episode didn't need a context for her actions. It didn't really matter why she was such a bitch because the story wasn't about her.
But this episode provides context for the episode, and even shores it up in the process. Inexplicable actions on Gilda's part are explained. A few mild coincidences become deeply linked. Why were Gilda and Dash able to be friends so long ago, but so incompatible later on? Gilda went back to Griffonstone, and grew up surrounded by, well, you saw the crucible in which she was smelted. Others were only worth the bits they could exchange. Irritability was a baseline state. Indifference to others' well-being bordered on cruelty. All of Gilda's characteristics were rooted in her upbringing. But she did still carry a fondness for her friend from Flight Camp.
When Gilda got to Ponyville, she was at once taken aback and off-put by the gregariousness and unity of the ponies there. Perhaps simultaneously suspicious and jealous of the idyll she had stumbled upon (an attitude in line with her actions in Lost Treasure of Griffonstone), and maybe even remembering that Hoops and the gang were assholes to her at Flight Camp, she decides to test its limits. She threatens ponies, steals food, pulls selfish pranks, and insults the ponies she's around, but the flow of the town's goodwill just parts around her like a stream around a rock dropped in its bed. When she bumps into Fluttershy, she reacts as any griffon would upon bumping into another griffon, but I think she's also a little angry. Nothing riles these ponies. Not in any meaningful way. It's not right that anyone would be so fucking nice all the time. Sure you can make them cry and holler, but you can't make them mad.
The party becomes a lot more tragic as a result of all of this. Gilda obviously doesn't understand why she's getting a party in her honor, but she gets presents and sweets for free, which is just dandy by her. But then the pranks start. Here's the thing; I said earlier Gilda's prank was selfish. But the griffons of Griffonstone don't share. There is no unselfish prank. They are all selfish by nature. Gilda gets nothing out of the pranks pulled on her, but the ponies at the party get a couple laughs. Slowly, the party becomes inherently transactional. Gilda gets her goodies, and in return, she gets made a laughingstock. No bits are involved, but they needn't be. Worst of all, she was lured into the trade with candy, but not told the cost would be her dignity. At least a griffon would be up-front about dicking you over to get a few bits.
And that's it. That's the proof she needed that underneath it all, ponies are fucking assholes, and are even worse than Griffons. They don't get mad because they get even, and they're real damn insidious about it, too. To say it upsets is an egregious understatement. She reacts just about as you would expect a Griffonstone to react. She gets mad. She spouts invective. She breaks shit. She accuses Pinkie Pie of exactly what she suspects her of, and says she'll have no more of it. And now that she's exposed Rainbow Dash's friends as the frauds they are, she knows Rainbow Dash will get the hell out of there with her. Because Rainbow Dash is the one decent pony she knows.
But then a weird thing happens. The pranks had nothing to do with the party, or even Gilda. They were icebreakers, meant to lighten the mood, and dispel discomfort with the cultural differences that were sure to arise. And they worked, inasmuch as everypony else felt more comfortable after seeing the proud griffon laid low. It sucked, though, that nopony else got hit with the pranks. And the party really was entirely for Gilda, with nothing expected in return. The total selflessness of this vexed and baffled Gilda, and feeling even further humiliated, she cuts her losses and leaves.
None of this was in the original episode. The Junior Speedsters were hinted at, but Gilda didn't even seem especially enthusiastic about it, in contrast with Rainbow Dash's zeal, which made her seem even more disingenuous, really. And that was it. This episode took a generic antagonist, and made her real, like rotating a portrait to find that it's actually a diorama.
And that's not even the point of the story!. Maybe five minutes is dedicated to establishing A: Griffonstone culture, and B: Gilda's experiences at Flight camp. Tops. And even then, it's framed as its pertinent to the actual story at the episodes core: Gilda and Rainbow Dash's rapprochement. It's just so... efficient. It tells an effective story
and makes another story more effective in one swoop. Pretty awesome if you ask me.
I agree with Citric that Rainbow Dash's distaste for Griffonkind in general, as opposed to one griffon in particular, seemed a little... sudden? Unestablished? It definitely didn't jive with the fact that she wasn't ruffled at all by Gustave LeGrand, or that she wanted to be turned into a Griffon in the breezy episode, or that she didn't make ugly faces at the griffons participating in the Equestria Games. I felt like this could have been handled better. Dash doesn't need to generalize her opinions of griffons. Just explain she knows Gilda's from Griffonstone, and she's still pissed enough at her old friend that she doesn't want to go. Although who knows. Maybe that was the point. Maybe She
doesn't have a problem with most griffons, and only resents one in particular, and she's so out of touch with her emotions (surprise!) that she externalized that resentment to anything having to do with that one griffon. It doesn't help that her friends go and say that one griffon's name. It's not like she's trying to avoid the topic. She just wants to take her nap. Why are you looking at her like that?
Maybe I'm reading a shitload into it, but that's really the only option with Rainbow Dash. She wears her heart on her sleeve, sure, but she doesn't spell it out or anything. There's no filter between her emotions and her actions, but there is a translation algorithm running, so you
have to run her actions backward through that algorithm to get to the feelings at the core. Conveniently for her ego, that algorithm runs recursively when she's not comfortable with those emotions and wants plausible deniability. That explains why she gets so defensive when Twilight and Pinkie suggest that Gilda may be at the root of Rainbow's unwillingness to go to Griffonstone, and it also shows how well these two know her, that they intuitively get it, although they probably don't suspect that it's such a literal thing--that Gilda actually
is at Griffonstone, and Rainbow Dash literally doesn't want to see her.
But even that can be something of a layer of Rainbow Dash's little emotional processing algorithm; why was Rainbow Dash so dead set on getting the idol back? Well, it could be because she liked the simplicity of solving the friendship problem with a tidy in-and-out adventure. Gilda free. Who needs that bitch? But why go to all that trouble to help someone she supposedly can't stand? I have an alternative. What if, in her own way, Rainbow Dash is trying to make it up to Gilda? Think about it. Life in Griffonstone sucks, and with the idol back, not only would Rainbow Dash tidy up the map's little problem, but Gilda's life wouldn't suck so bad either, and maybe Gilda would appreciate that.
Why would Rainbow Dash need to make it up to Gilda, though? Think about it. Those pranks? At Gilda's Party? Rainbow Dash set them. And they all landed square on Gilda. In Rainbow Dash's mind, at least, that's what the party disaster was all about. Then, when Gilda got upset about it, Rainbow Dash effectively told Gilda she was welcome to leave whenever she was ready, and didn't even go after her to apologize for being a bitch. She actually just stayed at the party to have a good time while, for all she knew, Gilda was flying home to Griffonstone, alone, with nothing more than her anger and resentment to keep her company.
That'd make me feel like a total shithead, and I'd probably have a lot of guilt to work through about all that. It's reasonable to assume Rainbow Dash would feel the same way. The difference is, Rainbow Dash will utterly fail to internalize that guilt, because she sucks dick at emotional maturity. She'd convince herself it was all Gilda's fault, and that any misgivings she may have about seeing Gilda again would be just because she doesn't want to have to deal with such a heinous jerk. The heinous jerk is Gilda, by the way. Not Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash can deal with herself just fine. Besides, Rainbow Dash isn't a heinous jerk. She sure as hell doesn't, what was it, leave her friends hanging?
Oooooooohhhhh...
Yeah, there's definitely guilt there, and avoiding that guilt is a much more compelling reason for Rainbow Dash to want to avoid going to Griffonstone. It also explains why Dash seems so conflicted about going there on the trip over. Finally, the fact that rather than confront the problem directly and just talk it out with Gilda to patch up their relationship, Rainbow Dash goes on some insane one-mare mission to recover an ancient relic that has nothing to do with friendship, totally aligns with Rainbow Dash avoiding her own uncomfortable emotions. To Rainbow Dash, the relic comes to represent the repair of her friendship with Gilda.
I particularly like this interpretation of the events, because it gives the episode a sense of balance. By the end of Gilda's flashback, it's painfully obvious that Gilda really misses Rainbow Dash, but is just too stubborn and incorrigible to admit it (as lampshaded by Pinkie Pie). But it's never really explicitly stated that Dash is even thinking about Gilda. But the truth is, she wants, just as badly, to fix things, she's just going about it in her own stubborn, incorrigible way, which makes both sides of the story about the same thing, and gives the two antagonists equal motive, with Pinkie Pie pulling them toward the middle. I don't remember if Dash apologizes to Gilda outright at the end of things. I don't think she does, but I think Gilda gets the message anyway.
I liked the Last Crusade reference (although I don't like to think too much about extrapolating who was who [Gilda was Indy, Pinkie was Sallah/Marcus, Rainbow Dash was... Elsa? Grandpa Gruff was... okay, this stops here]). I also liked the Seven Years in Tibet reference. Gilda has come to terms with Rainbow Dash's heterosexuality and just thinks of her as a friend, but totally has wanted to bone Greta for years, and just watching her from afar all this time has been unbearable. Twilight is a huge, huge nerd.
For that matter, I'm a huge, huge nerd. Good God, who let me write all of that?