You. (Whoever the hell you are.) Can you sing or do whatever the hell you call the other various forms of rock/metal vocals? Do you have time on your hands? Do you want to be featured on an album that very few people will probably ever listen to?
Then PM me, or reply to this post, or find me under the same name on Skype, or something. Because I would ask to employ your abilities in a track for said album. (Or a couple, depending on how many types of vocals you can do/how much you can write/how much free time you have/how much I feel the need to pester you.)
(Many thanks to anyone who actually decides to give a shit about this post )