Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

This is the place for off-topic game threads and also video game discussions.

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby FLAOFEI » 17 Mar 2015 14:39

Gets 2nd degree chemical burns.

Applies a soothing gell to the burn.
)>-<)))^*> Sharkpon4srs
https://soundcloud.com/flaofei/brothel-king
Rainbow Dash lives on SOUNDCLOUD; Big Mac posts on Eeyyuptube; Twilight is a BOOKfACE; Octavia went to BandCamp! And Derpy has bad balance, you could say she TUMBLrING
ImageOMG POLKA PLOT!!! BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF POLKACORE!!!
User avatar
FLAOFEI
 
Posts: 2536
Joined: 15 Aug 2012 14:46
Location: Behind yah (nah, Sweden)
OS: Windows Licker 7
Primary: Fruit Loops 10
Cutie Mark: POLKA PLOT

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby OuTbREaK » 17 Mar 2015 20:23

An aloe plant flies out of the machine and the spiky bit goes right into your jugular.
Insert 4 gallons of blood.
User avatar
OuTbREaK
 
Posts: 257
Joined: 04 Nov 2014 13:46
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
OS: Windows 7
Primary: FL Studio 11
Cutie Mark: the bit with sound

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Ricky Denzel » 18 Mar 2015 07:11

Gets Walking Dead

Inserts ripoff
Never Validating My Bastardizing Remedy
[SC] [BC] [Tw]
User avatar
Ricky Denzel
 
Posts: 1487
Joined: 12 Mar 2012 15:15
Location: Valdosta, GA
OS: Anything
Primary: Ableton Live 8
Cutie Mark: Triangle with an eye

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Jokeblue » 18 Mar 2015 22:17

Gets the Strolling Dead, following the story of deputy Mick Slimes and his daughter Carly as they survive in a post apocalyptic world full of zombies.

Inserts a kind of magic
Youtube || Soundcloud || Skype: Thejokingblue

New song! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4lFqkuY5Fg
User avatar
Jokeblue
 
Posts: 1924
Joined: 26 Apr 2013 01:50
Location: NSFW, Australia.
Primary: Protools SE
Cutie Mark: Failure

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Ricky Denzel » 19 Mar 2015 09:25

Gets Every season of MLP ever

Inserts Molest
Never Validating My Bastardizing Remedy
[SC] [BC] [Tw]
User avatar
Ricky Denzel
 
Posts: 1487
Joined: 12 Mar 2012 15:15
Location: Valdosta, GA
OS: Anything
Primary: Ableton Live 8
Cutie Mark: Triangle with an eye

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby OuTbREaK » 19 Mar 2015 19:59

Get 40 billion tumblr ask-blog versions of Celest wondering what happened to the last 2 letters of their names.
Insert shameless self-promotion.
User avatar
OuTbREaK
 
Posts: 257
Joined: 04 Nov 2014 13:46
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
OS: Windows 7
Primary: FL Studio 11
Cutie Mark: the bit with sound

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Scooblee » 20 Mar 2015 16:17

Gets a link to all of the sites I'm on. (Which, to make an actual shameless plug, are in my signature.)

Inserts all the monies.
User avatar
Scooblee
 
Posts: 113
Joined: 25 Jun 2014 20:38
Location: Texas
OS: Windows
Primary: FamiTracker
Cutie Mark: Pixelated Bass Clef

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby FLAOFEI » 23 Mar 2015 14:52

Gets a BD

Insert a BD

Huehuehue
)>-<)))^*> Sharkpon4srs
https://soundcloud.com/flaofei/brothel-king
Rainbow Dash lives on SOUNDCLOUD; Big Mac posts on Eeyyuptube; Twilight is a BOOKfACE; Octavia went to BandCamp! And Derpy has bad balance, you could say she TUMBLrING
ImageOMG POLKA PLOT!!! BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF POLKACORE!!!
User avatar
FLAOFEI
 
Posts: 2536
Joined: 15 Aug 2012 14:46
Location: Behind yah (nah, Sweden)
OS: Windows Licker 7
Primary: Fruit Loops 10
Cutie Mark: POLKA PLOT

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Jokeblue » 24 Mar 2015 00:14

It's a tight fit, but you force it in anyway, ignoring the machine's protests and warnings. The machine moans and makes a sharp noise. Something gives way, and immediately your BD slides inside - almost instantly the juice is gushing from the machine.

It's a good thing too, because you love Orange juice. It's a good thing you had that novelty sized Big Dollar, because it must have broken something in the machine. The machines completely empty. Every single bottle of Orange Juice has come out. You have all of it

Inserts Flaofei
Youtube || Soundcloud || Skype: Thejokingblue

New song! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4lFqkuY5Fg
User avatar
Jokeblue
 
Posts: 1924
Joined: 26 Apr 2013 01:50
Location: NSFW, Australia.
Primary: Protools SE
Cutie Mark: Failure

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby OuTbREaK » 24 Mar 2015 14:08

Get back a piece of toast and a beard in the 69 position.
Insert FL Studio freaking the fuck out while I type my reply.
User avatar
OuTbREaK
 
Posts: 257
Joined: 04 Nov 2014 13:46
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
OS: Windows 7
Primary: FL Studio 11
Cutie Mark: the bit with sound

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Jokeblue » 24 Mar 2015 21:55

gets aljktabtablllllllll


goddamnit

inserts a bundle of tape
Youtube || Soundcloud || Skype: Thejokingblue

New song! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4lFqkuY5Fg
User avatar
Jokeblue
 
Posts: 1924
Joined: 26 Apr 2013 01:50
Location: NSFW, Australia.
Primary: Protools SE
Cutie Mark: Failure

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby FLAOFEI » 26 Mar 2015 18:00

You find your old casset player, and you insert a tangled up bundle of tape in the casset slot thing. As you cut off what's still sticking out of the slot with comicly sized scissors the projector starts roling. What you hear surprises you, since it actually resembles music. The tape was actually Tara Strongs first voice acting demo for My Little Pony, and somehow you are identifying the vocal snippets in the casset player as music!
You come to a crushing realisation. Through the years you have listened to such unstructured music built up of pony samples that your standards for what is music have sunk to a new low, on par with impresionistic dadaism, and burning Picasso paintings on drugs.

Insert drama
)>-<)))^*> Sharkpon4srs
https://soundcloud.com/flaofei/brothel-king
Rainbow Dash lives on SOUNDCLOUD; Big Mac posts on Eeyyuptube; Twilight is a BOOKfACE; Octavia went to BandCamp! And Derpy has bad balance, you could say she TUMBLrING
ImageOMG POLKA PLOT!!! BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF POLKACORE!!!
User avatar
FLAOFEI
 
Posts: 2536
Joined: 15 Aug 2012 14:46
Location: Behind yah (nah, Sweden)
OS: Windows Licker 7
Primary: Fruit Loops 10
Cutie Mark: POLKA PLOT

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby OuTbREaK » 27 Mar 2015 13:19

Get back a wa- DUN DUN DUN!
Dammit, I hate when that happens.
Insert that one song you keep trying to get an A on but you ALWAYS GET A FUCKING B RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
User avatar
OuTbREaK
 
Posts: 257
Joined: 04 Nov 2014 13:46
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
OS: Windows 7
Primary: FL Studio 11
Cutie Mark: the bit with sound

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby FLAOFEI » 29 Mar 2015 18:26

It sounds like you have accidentally transposed your song.

Insert dad-humour
)>-<)))^*> Sharkpon4srs
https://soundcloud.com/flaofei/brothel-king
Rainbow Dash lives on SOUNDCLOUD; Big Mac posts on Eeyyuptube; Twilight is a BOOKfACE; Octavia went to BandCamp! And Derpy has bad balance, you could say she TUMBLrING
ImageOMG POLKA PLOT!!! BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF POLKACORE!!!
User avatar
FLAOFEI
 
Posts: 2536
Joined: 15 Aug 2012 14:46
Location: Behind yah (nah, Sweden)
OS: Windows Licker 7
Primary: Fruit Loops 10
Cutie Mark: POLKA PLOT

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Armystuntman » 30 Mar 2015 05:08

HEY SON, HOWS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALEXANDRA FROM FINLAND GOING?

dad please stop you know we broke up ten years ago

OH YEAH I FORGOT SHE WAS FINNISH-ED WITH YOU

insert dad
Armystuntman
 
Posts: 107
Joined: 21 Sep 2012 09:01
OS: Windows 7
Primary: Fruity Loops
Cutie Mark: Tuba

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Ricky Denzel » 30 Mar 2015 14:22

Gets Dillon Francis

Inserts The pope
Never Validating My Bastardizing Remedy
[SC] [BC] [Tw]
User avatar
Ricky Denzel
 
Posts: 1487
Joined: 12 Mar 2012 15:15
Location: Valdosta, GA
OS: Anything
Primary: Ableton Live 8
Cutie Mark: Triangle with an eye

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Scooblee » 30 Mar 2015 16:21

Gets holy water.

Inserts Castlevania. (Just any of them, really. It doesn't matter which one.)
User avatar
Scooblee
 
Posts: 113
Joined: 25 Jun 2014 20:38
Location: Texas
OS: Windows
Primary: FamiTracker
Cutie Mark: Pixelated Bass Clef

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby FLAOFEI » 30 Mar 2015 16:27

Armystuntman wrote:HEY SON, HOWS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALEXANDRA FROM FINLAND GOING?
dad please stop you know we broke up ten years ago
OH YEAH I FORGOT SHE WAS FINNISH-ED WITH YOU

You have no idea how relevant this is to me! Change the name, shorten the time to a 20th, and that's pretty much my situation. Luckily my dad hasn't tried making a joke like that... We keep our jokes restricted to hearing problems, engineering and lamppost length related puns.

Gets a vain castle, that only cares about its looks

Now insert a group of japanese tourists to the equation
)>-<)))^*> Sharkpon4srs
https://soundcloud.com/flaofei/brothel-king
Rainbow Dash lives on SOUNDCLOUD; Big Mac posts on Eeyyuptube; Twilight is a BOOKfACE; Octavia went to BandCamp! And Derpy has bad balance, you could say she TUMBLrING
ImageOMG POLKA PLOT!!! BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF POLKACORE!!!
User avatar
FLAOFEI
 
Posts: 2536
Joined: 15 Aug 2012 14:46
Location: Behind yah (nah, Sweden)
OS: Windows Licker 7
Primary: Fruit Loops 10
Cutie Mark: POLKA PLOT

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby OuTbREaK » 31 Mar 2015 14:18

Get back vacationers overrunning the town of Towcestire (pronounced toaster, believe it or not)
Insert a mothafuckin' time lord
User avatar
OuTbREaK
 
Posts: 257
Joined: 04 Nov 2014 13:46
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
OS: Windows 7
Primary: FL Studio 11
Cutie Mark: the bit with sound

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby FLAOFEI » 31 Mar 2015 16:26

9 months later you get a bunch of time lord bebehz

Inserd Tommy's theme
)>-<)))^*> Sharkpon4srs
https://soundcloud.com/flaofei/brothel-king
Rainbow Dash lives on SOUNDCLOUD; Big Mac posts on Eeyyuptube; Twilight is a BOOKfACE; Octavia went to BandCamp! And Derpy has bad balance, you could say she TUMBLrING
ImageOMG POLKA PLOT!!! BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF POLKACORE!!!
User avatar
FLAOFEI
 
Posts: 2536
Joined: 15 Aug 2012 14:46
Location: Behind yah (nah, Sweden)
OS: Windows Licker 7
Primary: Fruit Loops 10
Cutie Mark: POLKA PLOT

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby OuTbREaK » 03 Apr 2015 14:33

Get back a Tommy gun.
Insert this.
User avatar
OuTbREaK
 
Posts: 257
Joined: 04 Nov 2014 13:46
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
OS: Windows 7
Primary: FL Studio 11
Cutie Mark: the bit with sound

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Ricky Denzel » 07 Apr 2015 10:17

Gets Diplo saying "Holy crap"

Inserts twerk
Never Validating My Bastardizing Remedy
[SC] [BC] [Tw]
User avatar
Ricky Denzel
 
Posts: 1487
Joined: 12 Mar 2012 15:15
Location: Valdosta, GA
OS: Anything
Primary: Ableton Live 8
Cutie Mark: Triangle with an eye

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby OuTbREaK » 07 Apr 2015 14:09

Get back Shroo
Insert borderline hentai
User avatar
OuTbREaK
 
Posts: 257
Joined: 04 Nov 2014 13:46
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
OS: Windows 7
Primary: FL Studio 11
Cutie Mark: the bit with sound

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Scooblee » 07 Apr 2015 15:37

Gets box of bans.

Inserts ships.
User avatar
Scooblee
 
Posts: 113
Joined: 25 Jun 2014 20:38
Location: Texas
OS: Windows
Primary: FamiTracker
Cutie Mark: Pixelated Bass Clef

Re: Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

Postby Ricky Denzel » 07 Apr 2015 16:59

Gets Red October

Inserts Ricky Denzel
Never Validating My Bastardizing Remedy
[SC] [BC] [Tw]
User avatar
Ricky Denzel
 
Posts: 1487
Joined: 12 Mar 2012 15:15
Location: Valdosta, GA
OS: Anything
Primary: Ableton Live 8
Cutie Mark: Triangle with an eye

PreviousNext

Return to Games



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest